Just Passing Through

lunar-butterflies:

darlingpetitemorte:

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

viciousradiance lunar-butterflies I’m gonna make this for us one day.

Yasssss we will wear our squid hats and eat the fried rice yaass



worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.


ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.



t-high-la420:

start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.



glittertomb:

Witch Shop by Akshully

Support her work here!



strixmoonwing:

Been wanting to do a funny Polar Bear Cafe and T&B cross-over comic for a while. This is a small preview of it. Hope ya’ll enjoy!

posted 12 hours ago via enyen · © strixmoonwing with 270 notes

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

godtier-equius:
i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

godtier-equius:

i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD




blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them