can the science side of tumblr please explain what /unknown/ evolutionary phenomenon occurred that led to white people not havin lips
why dont white people have lips?
What?!?! What the heck makes you think white people don’t have lips?!?!
I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.
karen and matt making fun of themselves
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
This is too intense
current mood: that one picture of lana del rey eating a salad
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
This is Alexandrite, it’s also called “emerald by day, ruby by night”
It changes colour based on whether the light source is from the sun or from a candle.
It does this because Alexandrite strongly absorbs yellow light due to chromium ions in its crystal structure, leaving the other colours behind. Light from the Sun emits all colours, but it peaks in the green, and our eyes are most sensitive to green, so in Sunlight Alexandrite is green.
Incandescent lights are things like candles and filament light bulbs. They also emit all colours of light, but they peak far, far into the red, so there’s not nearly as much green or blue, so under those, Alexandrite is red.
Gemstones are awesome.
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.
my anaconda dont
Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??
probably thought it was just cramps
does everyone realize this is from a joke tumblr that’s like facts-i-just-made-up? i hope people realize this is fake.
Woman who spent $20,000 to get a third boob